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The slow, heartfelt, Poison-esque ballad on my album is going to be called "Smelling Like a Two-Dollar Whore Does Not Make You Pretty (Inside or Out)."

Because people don't need to marinate.  Even if it is Chanel No. 5.  Especially not when you obviously have access to a working shower.

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tangerinedream
21st Aug, 2007 02:05 (UTC)
twinsense strikes again!

because as you posted this, i was learning interwebby things from a perfectly nice woman who was DRENCHED in perfume. for two hours i was squeezed next to her in a poorly ventilated office!

i'm sorry you had to endure a similar experience. if i humped you, would that make it better?

<3
naiadiseult
21st Aug, 2007 13:27 (UTC)
It would help loads, especially if you could COME to my place of work to do it me.

This is place is positively drenched with OMGsexyforeignaccents! I've been giggling nonstop for the last hour and a half (which is exactly the same amount of time I've been on the job).

Yeah.

::giggles::

Yeah.
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